The Finer Points of WAH Etiquette
This article may only be reproduced in its entirety, including the resource box and subscription information electronically or in print. A courtesy copy of your publication would be nice, too!The Finer Points of WAH EtiquetteBy Business etiquette is vitally important in the corporate world...and more so when you work at home.Here we at WAHumor present a basic primer on the finer points of WAH etiquette.Proper Telephone Etiquette: When answering a WAH business phone, you must first and foremost must answer it yourself. The most pleasing and eloquent message on your machine proves useless when your three-year-old proudly announces to your befuddled caller, "I MADE POTTY TOOOOODAYYYY!!!"An easily recognized signal to quiet any outstanding clamor is most essential. A snap of the fingers, a ring of a bell or the sharp report of an airhorn may prove adequate. If not, consult your local Army/Navy surplus supplier for...ummm...unadvertised specials.
It is also imperative that you answer in the correct manner - it's not so much what you say as how you say it. Although you may have had a mad scrabble with several youngsters experiencing Double Stuf Oreo-induced psychosis, upon answering your voice must be perfectly calm and your breathing even. Asthma attacks are very poorly received and could cost business. In the event of severe noise, a tranquilizer dart gun is not thought unseemly.Entertaining Clients:For the purpose of entertaining clients, always use a small. secluded room away and well insulated from sounds emanating from the main living area.
Should such a room be unavailable, build a shed.Clearly mark the pathway to your chosen meeting place. Be sure to provide the quickest possible access to respect your client's time and avoid children. Consider installation of an extra large vacuum chute of the kind once used to transport mail in office buildings.Have suitable refreshments on hand to be certain that you will not leave the room, thereby leaving said client alone and unprotected. If something should spill during the meeting, clean it up promptly and discard it in a large waste basket under your desk. If your client requests something that is not on hand, politely affirm that you have none - even water.Unexpected Guests:Use an intercom to ascertain the identity of the visitor, By this method, you may avoid opening the door and the risk of inadvertantly inviting them inside.
It is crucial that you use this approach at all times - even when the front door is open and the visitor is plainly visible behind the screen door. Feign blindness.Provide an unwelcoming atmosphere at the entrance - no coatracks, tables, chairs or ironing boards that could hold coats. Should the visitor enter, assume the military "at ease" stance with your hands clasped behind your back. Maintain this position so that the visitor cannot hand their coat to you.If guest still enters and wants to sit, prepare furniture by placing large, angular rocks under the cushions. Hide old rotten half-eaten bananas and unfinished yogurt cups (with children, there is always a constant and abundant supply on hand) in strategically chosen areas of the furniture to soil your visitor's clothing so that you may hurry them off to the dry cleaner and resume work.We at WAHumor hope that you will find this basic primer to be of some use and always be mindful of the importance of proper etiquette for the work at home lifestyle.
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Finished To Perfection For Your Home
Wonder what converts joined pieces of wood into an exquisite piece of heirloom quality furniture? A lot goes into finishing a wooden furniture piece after it has been put into shape. The smooth finish with the bright shine is achieved after much effort and lots of procedures.
Here is how a wooden furniture piece is finished to perfection. Here is how the Amish Furniture gets its handcrafted heirloom quality.
Sanding:
All unfinished furniture is sanded as smooth as possible before any finish is applied.
This is the most important step and, to a great degree, determines just how perfect the finished project will be. Sanding is done with progressively finer grits of sandpaper, starting with medium or fine grades, and finishing with very fine. Rubbing is done with the grain to avoid scratches that may show through the finish. There are many different types of sandpaper available, but generally,...
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Zar?doze Fashion Show Debut at Alliance for the New Humanity?s Dinner Gala
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October 31, 2004 - For the first time, exclusive haute couture designs created by Baltimore company Zar'doze, will be featured at the Alliance for the New Humanity conference in San Juan, Puerto Rico on December 2, 2004.
Zar'doze is a term derived from the high Persian art of elaborate embroidered designs using gold thread.
The company's designs are inspired by the universe and the interconnectedness of creation."We are all miracle suits," says Ella Pritsker, founder of Zar'doze. "Stitch by stitch, each detail forms a life." Her vision is to create a community honoring both the oneness of all and each person's individual uniqueness.
Pritsker's own life is the embodiment of a long string of miracles, and every garment she creates has that same magic and wonder woven into it.
Making each outfit is an act of faith and a meditative process for her.
The result is clothing that embraces the person with joy? a garment that uplifts,...
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Time For A Dog Bath? Dog Bathing Tips For You And Your Dog
Cleanliness and proper grooming can be very important to the continued good health of our beloved pets. But bathing our puppy or adult dog can often prove to be a challenge. There are many questions, myths and opinions floating around when discussing the best care for different dog types and temperaments. Check out these dog bathing tips to get some great ideas so you'll be prepared for your next dog bath and grooming session.How often should you bath your dog?How often your pet will need a dog bath will depend on the breed and what type of activities the dog is involved in. It's best to bathe your dog only when your dog is really dirty.
Just use your nose ? that tell tale doggy smell will let you know it's time for a bath.If a dog is bathed too often the skin will be stripped of its natural, protective oils. This will result in dry itchy skin, which will cause your dog to scratch, further irritating the already sensitive skin. If you need to bathe your dog more frequently make...
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Exterior Painting - You Can Do That
Copyright 2006 Dennis Watson
Don't under estimate your ability, grab a paint brush this summer and get out there and paint your house. Over the years I've been tempted to pay someone to do the job but after getting their estimate I decided real quick to do it myself.
If you have vinyl siding painting the windows, trim and doors will give you a chance to be creative. You can design a color scheme by using colors that complement your homes exterior siding.
Below I will give you some pointers on how to go your project.
The time it will take to complete varies on your skill level, size of your home, how much help you have and how many coats you apply.
Beginners will take about 8 to 10 hours Intermediates will take about 7 to 8 hours Advanced will take about 6 to 7 hours
When painting trim always use a higher sheen than the exterior siding to help them stand out. Semi-gloss or gloss for windows, trim and doors will...
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